BRAVESCAUGHT IN PLAYER SCANDAL
By J.B. Hershiser-Piazza
The two sisters who claim they outed a man's cheating spouse during an Atlanta Braves game this week said the man reached out for evidence and appreciated that they told him.
CATCHER AND THIRD BASEMAN CAUGHT IN COMPROMISING POSITION
BOSTON- Thursday evening the National League East leading Atlanta Braves baseball team was rocked by scandal.On the bus ride from Boston’s Logan Airport to the team hotel two of the Braves star players were discovered in the bathroom of the bus having a trist.Braves catcher, Javier Lopez, and third baseman, Chipper Jones, were found when another player heard a strange sound coming from the bathroom.
“I heard this moaning sound and went to see if everything was ok.I thought maybe someone was sick or something.When I opened the bathroom door I couldn’t believe what I saw.I knew Chipper swung both ways, after all he is a switch hitter, but I never knew about Javy.All I can say is that I’m glad Eddie is my catcher.”Braves Multi- Cy Young Award winning pitcher Greg Maddux said of finding Lopez and Jones.
“I am truly stunned.Javy has been a friend for years.I just don’t know what to say.”Said fellow catcher Eddie Perez before downing two shots of Tequila at the hotel bar.
Lopez, a native of Puerto Rico, is currently married to his high school sweetheart, Analy.The couple has a three year old son, Javier Jr. who was born shortly after the Braves won the World Series in 1995.A friend of the Lopez family said that Lopez’s wife is stunned by the news, but is keeping herself together for, “the sake of Javy Jr.”There is no word on the couples future plans, but it is said that divorce is possible.Lopez has recently been in the news for standing on the line of the catcher’s box in a game in Milwaukee in an attempt to aid his pitchers.
Jones, an All-Star for the Braves, has undergone a series of personal changes in the last year.The most significant being a divorce.Jones, the once highly admired and loved Golden Boy of the Braves has admitted to having had many extramarital affairs in the past few years.One affair, with a Hooters waitress in Florida, lead to the birth of a son in March of 1998.When asked to share her thoughts on the incident Jones soon to be Ex-wife Karin said,
“That stupid G** D***ed Mother F*****.He hurt me so bad with all his F***** around behind my back.I’m F****** glad his F**** (homosexual term) ways are coming out.Chipper is so d*** BI-S***** it’s annoying.He spends more time checking out men then I do.I hate that Fai*y, and I’m going to take him for every cent he’s got.”
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When asked for comment on the incident the Braves organization declined.However Braves manager Bobby Cox gave a few of his thoughts.
“I have nothing bad to say about Javy or Chipper, they are both great guys, and amazing on the baseball field.I also have nothing against fags.But when our coaching staff tries to hammer home the ideas of trust and working together as a team this is not what we meant.Now if you'll excuse me I need a stiff drink.”
Some have reported that Braves first baseman Ryan Klesko was standing guard outside the bathroom door while Lopez and Jones were in the act.It was also reported that Klesko may have been distracted by a silvery object with little gray men in it hovering outside the bus window.But his report has not been substantiated.
When we tried to contact both Lopez and Jones by phone neither was available.According to a hotel maid Lopez was spotted lying on Jones’ bed only half dressed when she went to deliver extra towels to the room.
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There has been no official word from Commissioner Bud Selig’s office on how this matter will be handled.However we do know that Selig does know of the situation.